THANKS TO ME … and (I guess) you … CROWDFARTER WAS A SUCCESS! GAME & WARIO HAS LAUNCHED FOR Wii U! Hurry up and buy it in stores or in the Nintendo eShop. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? GET TO PLAYING! WAHAHAHAHA!
Message from Wario
Each time you "donate" by clicking on the Like or Tweet button above, my charming mustache meter moves closer to a goal. Each goal unlocks fun rewards that you are going to want to share with everyone you know! I already thought I was the greatest guy on the planet, but by offering these awesome downloads, I AM EVEN GREATER!
- If the Crowdfarter reaches 5 BAJILLION coins, I will grace you all with an exclusive digital badge that says “I CROWDFARTED!” It’s the funniest badge ever made. SHARE IT WITH PRIDE!
- If we hit 25 bajillion coins, you can download a cool wallpaper image of YOURS TRULY!
- You are not ready for this one! At 50 kajillion coins, you will receive my voice as a ringtone for your too-cool-for-school phone. HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
- And, finally, if the Crowdfarter reaches 100 KATRILLION coins, you will have access to a new trailer for GAME & WARIO!
It’s time to donate! Don’t miss out on what is quite possibly the greatest set of rewards ever offered on Crowdfarter.
I made this game – of course it’s AMAZING! Look, you get all kinds of stuff. Read about it yourself. I don’t have time to explain it.
- I put in lots of games. They all use the Wii U GamePad.
- Oh, you want to know what kind of games are in Game & Wario? Get ready to have your mind blown. There are more than 15 in total, but here are some of my favorites:
- In Pirates, I got a bunch of my pirate minions to attack your ship with suction-cup arrows. Try to block the arrows if you can. You have to do it while keeping time to the music. Why? Because I felt like it! WAHAHAHA!
- Gamer is great because it will prepare you for when your mom tries to catch you while you’re playing games past your bedtime. Why bother sleeping? My games are a dream come true!
- Sometimes if I’m bored, my Diamond City neighbors Jimmy T and Mona might take over. Someone besides me has to do the work, right? I APPROVE!
All of this makes you want to play my game Right now, right?